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Nothing says Christmas like being told im a bitch and cunt and to shut my cocksucker.
aloneandforsakenbyfateandbyman:
1. The Lovers of Valdaro are a 6,000 year old Neolithic skeleton couple who were found buried together in Mantua, Italy.
They were both around 20, both 5′2, and had no physical trauma evident in their bones. They were buried with flint tools. Their limbs are entwined in an endless embrace.
2. The Hasanlu Lovers are 2,800 year skeletons found locked in an eternal kiss in Solduz Valley, Iran.
The body on its back was around 20 years old, and the other skeleton was around 30 and showed signs of injury on the right side of their body. They were found in a plaster grain bin, most likely hiding from soldiers in a raid, and asphyxiated during this time.
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Thanks to one film trilogy, an entire generation of people cannot read the word precious without hearing Gollum’s voice.
Owning a lot of cars is classy if you are rich but trashy if you are poor.
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if we date and break up you gotta unlearn all the cool shit i taught you. you gotta go back to being lame
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life is hard for this dog
how do i explain plato’s allegory of the cave to a dog
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want to cuddle and slide my hand down your pants
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Never before in human history have so many important professional decisions been made and discussed by people wearing pajama pants.
Everyone that owns a dog with disabilities is a service human.
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unrestrained summer fun
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